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I consider Justin Smith a friend. When I first read this it was quickly and I actually began reading at “I am sorry …” Never hearing of a disease called PIST-AWF that was fairly new I was a bit concerned. Then I came to the explanation of exactly what PIST-AWF is. Well, you need to read the rest …

 

JRH 4/24/15

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Bad News About My Health

 

Justin O. Smith post

Attributed to: Pat Arnold

Facebook date: 4/23/15

 

Pat Arnold's Keen Wit ... LOL ___


I am sorry that I have not been very responsive lately to some of your emails.


I have been somewhat under the weather since my Doctors informed me that I have an acute case of PIST-AWF.


For those of you who do not know what PIST-AWF is; PIST-AWF is a Newly
Defined Disease that is Found to be Widespread and Highly Contagious.


January, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC have released a statement this month
disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been deemed "Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue" (PIST-AWF).


Symptoms include:


* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing our President pander to Muslim terrorists
 

*Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O’Reilly factor.
 

*Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
 

*Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing Muslims murdering innocent people.
 

*Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.
 

*Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself. The official designation for "Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue" is PIST-AWF.
 

If you feel you are PIST-AWF, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected the cure will be available sometime between November of 2016 and January 2017.


Yes, I am PIST-AWF.

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Edited by John R. Houk

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